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18 March 2006 @ 12:00 am
In his book, a Social Contract is what you negotiate with a hooker  


"Rebecca, when my 10:30 shows up, just point him to - "

I heard the snicker before I saw the poster. I crossed myself. Twice. Behind the receptionist, high on the wall for every client to see...

"ALAN!"

[Thank you to for alan_shore for creating and gifting this to LJBrad: >> Lumberjack >> Torture]
 
 
 
Kara Keatingkara_marie on March 18th, 2006 12:54 am (UTC)
ooc
hee hee. i loved the lumberjack one.

... and great post title!
Brad Chase: flippin' keep it insidebrad_chase on March 18th, 2006 12:55 am (UTC)
There were... implications there.
Ynez Castillo: OOCynez_castillo on March 18th, 2006 05:26 am (UTC)
ooc
Ahahahahahahaha! Poor Brad!
Brad Chase: lavender tiebrad_chase on March 18th, 2006 02:11 pm (UTC)
Re: ooc
Not funny, Ynez.
Ynez Castillo: you make me laughynez_castillo on March 18th, 2006 02:40 pm (UTC)
I'm sorry. But it made me laugh.
Brad Chase: lavender tiebrad_chase on March 18th, 2006 02:51 pm (UTC)
Well... okay. I guess. There are times when situational ethics can be amusing. Juxtaposition of intent and social commentary, but - just tell me you're not laughing in an Alan Shore way.
Ynez Castillo: you make me laughynez_castillo on March 18th, 2006 02:57 pm (UTC)
I can promise you I'm not laughing in an Alan Shore way.
Brad Chase: lavender tiebrad_chase on March 18th, 2006 03:50 pm (UTC)
This, you understand, places you firmly in the minority.

Appreciated.
Ynez Castillo: you make me laughynez_castillo on March 18th, 2006 04:04 pm (UTC)
Surely only Alan laughs at you in an Alan Shore way?
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Alan Shore: matters of grave importancealan_shore on March 18th, 2006 09:37 am (UTC)
"Yes? Was that my name I heard resounding through the corridors?"

Alan paused both speech and movement to admire the poster. Then he turned to Brad. "I opted for blue lettering because it brings out your eyes, but I can change it to red if you'd prefer to"--another admiring glance at the poster--"bring out the axe."
Brad Chase: How'dya know?brad_chase on March 18th, 2006 02:27 pm (UTC)
I'm curious, Alan, how things'll go over during your exit interview with Paul. And what's with this thing you have with posters. Granted, Chase for D.A. - not bad. I suppose next - what? - we're gonna see whatever you've got in that art portfolio you were caressing last week?
Alan Shore: slut for authorityalan_shore on March 19th, 2006 06:48 am (UTC)
I'm afraid not. While the contents of that portfolio would no doubt be extremely motivational, they're mine alone to caress.

I would also have some difficulty devising a caption, since the contents in question have a tendency to deprive me of words.
Brad Chase: Following his leadbrad_chase on March 19th, 2006 08:22 am (UTC)
Oh, good grief. Pictures of Denny.
Alan Shorealan_shore on March 19th, 2006 08:33 am (UTC)
What use would I have for pictures of Denny? I can view him at my pleasure.
Brad Chase: Following his leadbrad_chase on March 19th, 2006 09:50 am (UTC)
*Brad suppresses his cringe, but notices their receptionist lean forward intently; under his breath* There's an audience for everything.

For God's sake, Alan. Don't ask, don't TELL.
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